⚙️ Our Equipment

Meet the Makers

Three legendary irons. One unforgettable night.

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The D-Waffle Maker

Our signature phallic-shaped waffle iron. Makes 6 gloriously inappropriate waffles at once. A guaranteed conversation starter.

  • Non-stick coating
  • Temperature control
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The V-Waffle Maker

Celebrate femininity with our vulva-shaped waffle iron. Beautifully detailed and deliciously provocative.

  • Non-stick coating
  • Temperature control
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The Heart Waffle Maker

Sweet, romantic, and just the right amount of cheeky. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries & date nights.

  • Non-stick coating
  • Temperature control
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The Full Package

Why choose? Get all three waffle makers plus batter supplies, toppings station, and serving accessories.

  • All three makers
  • Batter & toppings
  • Full setup included